http://vimeo.com/2282261 wow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8ji0B98IMo remember this, Apple?

http://jakobahavinga.com/clou-less/?p=64 Cat Logic

http://www.savagechickens.com/2009/06/the-narcissist-test.html The Narcissist Test

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77YBmtd2Rw Die Antwoord – Zef Side (Official) (warning: junk swinging)

OMG They are serious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc3f4xU_FfQ&feature=related Die Antwoord – Enter The Ninja (Official) (warning: Progeria kid)

WTF http://joshuahallsimmons.com/godishappy.html God is Happy

Geocahing, huh? I think I’m gonna go on some adventures!

http://i.imgur.com/M0ElN.jpg lol a true wingman

http://gawker.com/5519155/new-jersey-man-uses-his-own-vomit-as-a-weapon don’t intentionally vomit on a cop, fyi. lol his right eye looks way more surprised than his left one.

http://i.imgur.com/PHmF5.jpg the trustworthiness of beards

God, the programmer http://fatpita.net/?i=5448

awww kinda makes me want to release wild tigers during recess… http://fatpita.net/?i=4820

im gonan read this http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2010/04/video_games_can_never_be_art.html then watch this http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2010/04/video_games_can_never_be_art.html

i just ordered hunan express (yippee f–king skipee!)

this is stuck in my head http://tinysong.com/jW1j Jay-Z Heart of the City (Ain’t No Love) so i queued it up.

mmmm crab rangoon (with no s&s sauce)

actually, the ted talk first, THEN the ebert article.

sidetracked by www.southparkstudios.com

ALLERGIES SUCK

makes sense: http://i.imgur.com/j0yE1.jpg

wtg google http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=anagram&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

Neverending spice? http://i.imgur.com/NI9LQ.png

kitty’s mind blown http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0x4f5M4751qzwjw1o1_500.jpg

screw you Crytek, i now have absolutely no interest in every buying crysis http://www.develop-online.net/news/34545/Crytek-foresees-the-end-of-free-game-demos arrgggh

well i dont see any 360′s in there http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1266643/Microsofts-Chinese-workforce-tired-stay-awake.html

It’s hard to take Brendan Frasier seriously when he makes faces like this. http://i.imgur.com/iXq8r.png

mirror screws http://www.televisionexperimenters.com/mirscrws.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq8o1w2Gmy

awesome http://www.reddit.com/r/humor/comments/bs1d1/a_drunken_pep_talk_letter_i_wrote_to_a_friend_on/

bored. looking for a good stream from home… it is: FREAKNIK THE MUSICAL… and of course it’s choppy

http://app.topspin.net/fbshare/J%D3NSI/1640/S15978/?fv=highlightColor-0x3C81C8|theme-black&w=755&h=430 Jonsi- GO (the Guy from Sigur ros)

My fortune cookie: Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you (oh NOS energy drink, I love you too!)

in the vain of lazy sunday: http://www.break.com/break-originals/other-funny-stuff/stores-that-tell-you-exactly-what-they-are.html

http://www.lessaid.net/fun/apt-get-wife.png

http://julianhansen.com/index.php?/alternative-type-finder/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tRjr6uImXs

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/915701/73c8c16e/briljant_de_trein_die_nooit_stopt.html

i think Elsie and Jake would do this. http://maniacworld.com/dog-winter-wonderland.html

GO LONGHORNS http://www.kvue.com/news/Playboy-magazine-names-UT-top-party-school-91147904.html

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/267106/ currently watching

and this C215 hits London http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzkDw_zjRxw the best graffiti stenciling ive ever seen!!!

http://lifehacker.com/5516305/top-10-ways-to-access-blocked-stuff-on-the-web SAVING THIS FOR  LATER

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/cutestuff/3586854/Gentle-Been-pays-it-forward fooking awwww and kinda sad

wow its almost 8…

Just downloaded this WordPress Android app… pretty nifty but I want more options… like editing my links, etc. Just more control.

Nay, say I. It is the Neospire logo on his shirt, coffee mug and writing utensils.

It’s his name on the outside of his dimly lit cubicle stating proudly that he is Technical Support… Oh wait, it says “Network Services”. I like that classification better.

I gots me a brand new J-O-B!!! It’s amazing here. Coworkers and bosses are great friendly people and the work is not too difficult! (yet!)

Anyway, a customer called in asking if we can support WordPress and I chimed in “They need PHP and MySQL installed!”

Me: 1
Them: 577

Amen?

and as well, this one:

and this:

Xmas” and “X-mas” are common abbreviations of the word “Christmas”. They are sometimes pronounced /ˈɛksməs/, but they, and variants such as “Xtemass”, originated as handwriting abbreviations for the correct pronunciation /ˈkrɪsməs/. The “-mas” part came from the Latin-derived Old English word for “mass”. The “X” in Xmas is from the Greek letter Chi, which is the first letter of Χριστός, Christ in Greek.

☧

I’M TIRED

and so are guard dogs

It’s beginning to look alot like Winter Holiday everywhere yooooouuuu gooo… (go, not goo)

I hope that Santa brings everyone what they wish for. I wished for a pet dinosaur but they tell me I’ll shoot my eye out and Santa cant fit that into his bag and that it’ll eat the reindeer. What do they know?!

12 hours from now. I will be at home. Asleep. 9 hours after that, I will be back at work and repeat this special version of employed that I call doubly.

It would be great if I didn’t have to sleep. It would be great if alot of things.

I need to buy some gifts for my nieces. They are nice. I think that’s why niece is nice with an extra e.

My mind is rushing with ideas. Biggest picture kind of stuff. I can’t see the smaller local portrait right now. Just the panorama of everything. I am half tempted to start reading Revelations… but yeah… I probably won’t… I’ll look into it.

we’re doomed.

man, i am really really tired. i had essentially 3 jobs yesterday.

my car just needed water btw, no more smells… stupid me forgot to check the most vital fluid of all

instant coffee = instant vomit

i was going to say something but i forgot… thats me all day